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Spurdo Sparde thread Bernd

10/06/2021 (Wed) 22:45:09 [Preview] No. 45197 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

It time for Spurdo Sparde thread :-DDD

Post all you in here frens

And remember, put the Benis :-DDDDDDDD
In the BAGINA X-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Bernd

11/29/2021 (Mon) 14:34:12 [Preview] No.45722 del

>>45721
Now that I'm thinking Danebernd also made a Danish version of this. I can't find it.

Dutch bernd Bernd

12/14/2021 (Tue) 21:36:42 [Preview] No.45853 del

>>45722
I dunno. I think Danebernd is gone forever at this point

Dutch bernd Bernd

12/14/2021 (Tue) 21:37:17 [Preview] No.45854 del

bump

Bernd

12/15/2021 (Wed) 08:11:53 [Preview] No.45855 del

Spörde spärde.
Sárga bögre.

Bernd

12/17/2021 (Fri) 07:28:57 [Preview] No.45865 del

beer brewings threda Bernd

11/27/2021 (Sat) 18:28:57 [Preview] No. 45694 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Hey
I brew beer at home and I thought I could make a thread for it here as well

today (& yesterday, chestnuts were roasted last evening already) me & dad were making chestnut beer
we make beer about ~23L at a time, you can get pretty damn good beer for cheap this way & you're free to go wild with the recipe
this beer includes both chestnuts and chestnut honey (yes I am breaking several german laws here), should be ideal for winter months

ingredients:
1250g roasted chestnuts (used about 2.5kg before roasting and peeling to get)
1900g Munich malt
300g Mroost black malt
1000g malt extract
500g chestnut honey
40g Styrian Golding dried hops
1 baggy (10g) of dried ale yeast (Mangrove Jack's M36 "Liberty Bell")

Steps:

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Bernd

12/05/2021 (Sun) 20:04:16 [Preview] No.45773 del

>>45772
Really nice color it has.
Prost!

Bernd

12/06/2021 (Mon) 17:01:57 [Preview] No.45778 del

>>45773
Oh, if you're wondering what's in that jar in the background; it's tibicos.

Bernd

12/07/2021 (Tue) 13:05:08 [Preview] No.45784 del

>>45778
>tibicos
First time I hear about this. Interdasting.
I know combucha ofc.

Bernd

12/10/2021 (Fri) 03:32:55 [Preview] No.45802 del

>>45778

First time I'm hearing of that. sounds good to use

>>45742
>>45745
and thanks for the mead recipe making bernds. I liek it. Should do it one day

Bernd

12/10/2021 (Fri) 12:18:37 [Preview] No.45816 del

Very interesting thread and hobby. Keep us updated if you decide to make more.

>>45695
I have soft spot for korpiklaani.

Health thread nr1 Bernd

05/20/2019 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No. 26260 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

So I didnt know where to post this excellent video about aluminium so I thought I just make a thread. About health.

Its a very easy video to watch/listen to because he says pictures and its being translated to french so it goes slower. He has researched about aluminium in 30 years so he is not a noob.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ClwkazQOsY [Embed]

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writing motor skill Bernd

08/21/2024 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.52334 del

written on the parchment was scratched out

Particularly good handwriting Bernd

08/22/2024 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.52336 del

Middle Ages as in Western

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08/26/2024 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.52362 del

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on external conditions in which Bernd

08/27/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.52363 del

inventions of typography

Заказать осетинские пироги в Москве с доставкой | Вкусно пироги Bernd

08/30/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.52375 del

Осетинские пироги по выгодной цене.
. Бесплатная доставка по Москве.

Bernd

11/18/2021 (Thu) 20:29:11 [Preview] No. 45596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Right wing cute politicians thread.

Why right-wingers can into cute politicians?

Bernd

11/19/2021 (Fri) 15:32:40 [Preview] No.45598 del

Doesnt matter, I hate politicians almost as much as I hate journalists.

Bernd

11/19/2021 (Fri) 16:19:53 [Preview] No.45600 del

>>45598
Democracy is a mistake.

Bernd

11/19/2021 (Fri) 16:46:21 [Preview] No.45601 del

I think she isn't in politics anymore.

Btw I was seriously thinking to move this thread into the politics thread because little chance it'll get many replies.

Bernd

11/21/2021 (Sun) 20:56:52 [Preview] No.45621 del

Laura Huhtasaari from Perussuomalaiset (True Finns/Finns Party). She's in the EU parliament now, destroying the system from the inside.

kc personalities Bernd

11/10/2021 (Wed) 00:04:33 [Preview] No. 45515 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Who are the bests posters and what are/were the best posts from kc? Along with ur favorite memories that you had in kc? What stood out for most bernds here. For me, it was

>Igor
>Ukrainian suffering bernd
>Grappa
>NordArab
>Sean
>Floridaman
>SwissKot
>SlovBerg
>Wojak
>AtlantaPole
>Audrius
>The plushie fag from Hungary
>Any Polish thread about [x] Poland
>Russia vs Ukraine posts during the War on Donbass

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Bernd

11/16/2021 (Tue) 20:58:29 [Preview] No.45582 del

>>45580
Like 10 years ago he was obsessed with some Charlotte from Britain.
So he wrote a poem for her.

Bernd

11/17/2021 (Wed) 01:20:46 [Preview] No.45583 del

>>45519
I know that there was another Hungarian that claimed to be Ferenc when he was not Ferenc, he seemed to be under the impression that Ferenc was not an individual but a style.

Bernd

11/17/2021 (Wed) 09:56:50 [Preview] No.45587 del

>>45581
>>45582
Noice.

>>45583
Yes. I believe there was a Hungarian furry board on 8chan. And Furry sounds a bit like Feri, which is diminutive of Ferenc.

Bernd

11/17/2021 (Wed) 11:10:24 [Preview] No.45588 del

>Audrius
What happened to him, is he still alive online? And what was the last update on Alice lol

Bernd

11/17/2021 (Wed) 15:20:42 [Preview] No.45589 del

>>45588
https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100013416286204&ref=content_filter

Ask him

Webm thread Bernd

06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No. 17541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Because old thread is resting in peace

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Bernd

11/10/2021 (Wed) 18:20:49 [Preview] No.45524 del

>>45500
The real difference might be that in US and Japan probably made some other cartoons in that year.

>>45504
As far as I know that one never made it here. The country was too much in a USA fever. Getting Cartoon Network.

>>45506
Isn't the tv/movie thread used for that?

>>45511
Washirabbits. Looks like something they would broadcast as a tale before the ***** went into bed.
Fun fact. Here the evening tales were framed by and intro and outro, a short animation featuring a teddy bear and his doll preparing for the tale, and going to bed. It had several versions.

>>45512
Got it.

Bernd

11/10/2021 (Wed) 18:22:11 [Preview] No.45525 del

Fugg. We reached bump limit.

Dutch bernd Bernd

11/14/2021 (Sun) 23:35:08 [Preview] No.45564 del

>>45525
>>45525
Make a new threads please

sage Bernd

11/15/2021 (Mon) 05:07:04 [Preview] No.45570 del

>>17566
You got Spätzle too?
Very ebin X-DD

Southend Metals Recycling Bernd

11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.51253 del

Southend Metals Recycling

Keilir (Iceland) eruption Bernd

03/20/2021 (Sat) 10:31:00 [Preview] No. 43019 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

After a month or so (?) of unrest under Keilir on Reykjanes peninsula, last night there was finally an eruption. A roughly half-km long fissure opened in Geldingadal ("valley of the castrated").
How will it play out? How far will lava flows reach? Reykjanes peninsula is the most densely populated part of Iceland, though this is relatively far inland and in a valley that will limit spillover.

News articles (in Icelandic) with photos and such:
https://www.ruv.is/frett/2021/03/20/myndskeid-gaeslunnar-af-eldgosinu
https://www.visir.is/g/20212087267d/nyjar-myndir-af-gosinu-i-geldingadal

Coverage of the event so far on volcanocafe:
https://www.volcanocafe.org/possible-runup-phase-at-fagradalsfjall/ (02-26)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/a-reykjanes-story-2/ (03-01)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/imminent-eruption-near-keilir-likely/ (03-03)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/reykjanes-monitor/ (03-06)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/the-happy-dyke-of-fagradalsfjall/ (03-14)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/eruption-at-reykjanes/ (03-19)

Live webcams on míla, from distance:
https://www.livefromiceland.is/webcams/keilir/

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Bernd

05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:05:26 [Preview] No.43494 del

>>43483
Finally a good use for the teslarator!

Bernd

05/05/2021 (Wed) 22:56:41 [Preview] No.43517 del

>>43484
>What are these mushrooms wtf talk Hungarian you japs.

I think all of those mushrooms are Japanese only and cannot be found elsewhere

>>43494
You can make a whole mushroom store in that lil small room tbh

Bernd

05/28/2021 (Fri) 13:18:38 [Preview] No.43807 del

Was total lunar eclipse couple days ago. Couldn't be seen from here.
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2021-may-26
https://theconversation.com/supermoon-red-blood-lunar-eclipse-its-all-happening-at-once-but-what-does-that-mean-161262
Here's timelapse video:
https://tube.cadence.moe/watch?v=0I1YENllk_4

Bernd

06/01/2021 (Tue) 23:11:59 [Preview] No.43846 del

>>43807
>Was total lunar eclipse couple days ago. Couldn't be seen from here.
They should really make some news articles for when this happens. It's so easy to miss tbh

Bernd

10/27/2021 (Wed) 15:14:43 [Preview] No.45407 del

Etna is quite restless since February.
https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/etna/current-activity.html

BERNDS Bernd

03/19/2021 (Fri) 22:56:42 [Preview] No. 43010 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I don't think Australians can be one.
We will always be outsiders.
Same as boigurs, Bernding is only for Europeans.
I'm almost certain of this although I've never heard it mentioned before and I'm not sure what methodology is to be used to prove this 99% irrefutable fact.

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Bernd

10/23/2021 (Sat) 09:47:40 [Preview] No.45355 del

They've got good bants, and really know how to outperform America in every vulgar manner including exploiting foreign workers.

Bernd

10/23/2021 (Sat) 12:49:55 [Preview] No.45357 del

>>43165
Australia is liek warm Canada.

Bernd

10/25/2021 (Mon) 02:46:24 [Preview] No.45388 del

>>45357
Australians are British bydlo who copy American macho culture.

Bernd

10/25/2021 (Mon) 06:24:00 [Preview] No.45389 del

>>45388
But Americans were British bydlo, just as Canadians. All the colonies were made by exporting those.
Australians now are the same harmless *****ren as Canadians, they just pronounce aboot differently, has marmalite instead of maple syrup, and boongs instead of French. Also warmer weather as I noted above.

Bernd

10/26/2021 (Tue) 17:25:11 [Preview] No.45399 del

>>45357
Australia is a continent-sized Texas.

I bet this starts a shitstorm Bernd 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:34:35 [Preview] No. 45296 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I'm making a "sci-fi" strategy game. Any thoughts about the game map? You might not be interested in my game, but I bet you will be interested in the politics side of it.

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Bernd

10/13/2021 (Wed) 12:48:41 [Preview] No.45302 del

>Finns are norsemen but Estonians aren't

Why?

Bernd 10/13/2021 (Wed) 16:20:21 [Preview] No.45303 del

>>45302
I actually wanted to include Estonians into that category, but the issue is that Estonia's territory would be separate from the rest, which causes annoying problems in the game engine (that's why France is inexplicably connected with the UK as well).

>>45301
How about Magyar Neo-Khanate? :^)
Which territories should it include?

Bernd 10/13/2021 (Wed) 21:09:48 [Preview] No.45304 del

The alpha version of the game can be found here (playable in the browser):

https://qrayz.itch.io/homeland-must-prevail

Bernd

10/14/2021 (Thu) 06:58:51 [Preview] No.45305 del

>>45302
They are the complication which starts the conflict.

>>45303
No thank you.

Bernd

10/15/2021 (Fri) 15:12:33 [Preview] No.45308 del

Screw europe, make the game take place in dystopian brazillian city of Neo Rio de Janeiro .

Bernd

02/24/2020 (Mon) 06:00:06 [Preview] No. 34605 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I wanted to make a more serious thread about a very concerning topic regarding kohl and hope that someone can assist me or I can assist them.

I browse kohl's /int/ board sporadically and lurk threads for regular assberger things - plants, bugs, Ukrainian vs Russian threads, etc

I've noticed that every time I go, my browser cache(I use Firefox) gets bigger but I can't get rid of it. It only happens when I visit that site. So I went there a few years ago to see a very innocuous thread about blimps. Nothing really too interesting. After I closed it, my cache increased by 1mb in my computer.

There is no way I can get rid of it. Wanted to ask if bernds also had this issue

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Bernd 09/07/2021 (Tue) 11:28:37 [Preview] No.44941 del

>>44888
That should always be step number one. JavaScript is bad news and should only be permitted sparingly. The default, everything allowed, all the time, is an exercise of retardation.

There's so much glowposting going on here giving bad advice.
>>34732 "Users need apps" like farm animals need a trough, yet not all animals need one.
>>34738 >There is still google, of course, but I don't think that it is more dangerous than using google mail and search
<which is why you shouldn't be using them. Poster meant to say:
>Sucking Google's cock on my phone is OK, because Google already *****s me in the ass when I use there services...
>>35560 (both are spying, and Israel works with China, e.g. Haifa Chinese shipping port)
>>35564
>>35797
>>36273

Bernd

09/09/2021 (Thu) 16:51:24 [Preview] No.44954 del

>>36261
That kind of made me nostalgic. My first computer didnt have a hard drive.

Bernd

09/29/2021 (Wed) 10:46:05 [Preview] No.45133 del

I love reading schizo posts. It's so funny seeing you subhuman think you're on to something.

Dutch bernd Bernd

09/29/2021 (Wed) 23:18:44 [Preview] No.45138 del

>>45133
kohl kanker detected

sage Bernd

09/30/2021 (Thu) 22:26:04 [Preview] No.45162 del

>>45133
keinbernd post